Saturday 19 May 2007

Oh those wacky wacky Swiss

The Swiss. A nation famous for cuckoo clocks, chocolate and knives with hacksaws on 'em.

Well, I think there's something else that the Swiss should be famous for. Cow wars!

Now before some animal lover starts crying at the inhumanity of this, I will tell you that the cow's horns are all blunted, and the animals aren't forced to fight (apparently some contests are decided by the first cow to wander away disinterested being named loser).

So there you are. The Swiss. A nation so boring, that when asked to invent a bloodsport they came up with cattle battle. Tune in next week to hear all about Camel Wrestling.

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