Electionfest, part Ninja attack!

This story from the Beeb caught my eye.

I realise that I'm seriously geeking out about this election and the stuff that's going on, but let's be honest here - at least I'm not taking it quite that seriously.

If you're wondering why I'm commenting on a Scottish election story - it's because no Welsh seats have announced yet. There's a pretty obvious joke that the Welsh are naturally bad at counting, but let's be honest - the Scottish are fucking drunk and they can manage this counting lark. How thick can we possibly be??