Friday 7 December 2007

Welsh women are still stupid

Those of you with long memories will recall that I have previously pointed out that Welsh women weren't exactly at the front of the queue when it cam to handing out brains, and I would like to present to the court exhibit B -

A Welsh woman who was persuaded to swallow 34 bags of cocaine.

How did they manage this do you think? Was she told that it'd improve her complexion? Did they perhaps suggest that bags of cocaine have magical weight loss properties? I have no idea. But I do like the judge.

Why? Because he told David Case that he wasn't smart to come up with this plan on his own. That's right Mr. Case, it's now a matter of court record that you're too dumb to come up with a plan that's as stupid as this one. But look on the bright side - all the inmates at Cardiff prison are lining up to play you at Trival Pursuit for cigarettes.

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