Electionfest, part posh as fuck

Iain Duncan Smith's been on the beeb prattling on about how the conservatives are moving toward being a party for the people.

In what can only be described as a masterstroke of direction, we then cut to a Conservative candidate in Bath called Fabian. Yeah, he's not a posh fucker now is he?

Also, for those who are interested in the Swindon technovote palaver, we've just been told that their computers have crashed. Apparently every single E-vote is being manually recounted.

I'm trying not to piss myself about that one.