And you thought I was grumpy...

I'm not a patch on this lady.

I have noted with interest that she doesn't say how she's going to top herself. I think she's missing a trick with this one - she can get teh internet to choose how she dies. It'll be grand.

Personally, I think she should try and commit suicide by drowning herself in a vat of treacle. Then we can harden the treacle into an amber like substance, and one day - when emo bullshit has died out, genetic scientists can use her DNA to artificially create emo bullshit.

We could even make a film out of it - call it Tragic Park.

P.S. - I'm not the only person mocking this girl, though this guy's probably funnier than I am at doing it.