Bleurgh. I've had insomia for the last few days. I've felt like crappy crap crap and it's sucked. So that's why I haven't been desperately trying to beef up my post count for January.
Ah well. February soon!
Sunday, 27 January 2008
Saturday, 19 January 2008
Better than gamespot
Because he's not a drolling fucking idiot really...
Go to this page and have a look to see what I mean.
It's worth it just for some of the little graphic puns.
Go to this page and have a look to see what I mean.
It's worth it just for some of the little graphic puns.
I've been on a different bloody continent
Which is why there haven't been any updates for the last three weeks. So here comes the inevitable blogging backlash. I've been away snowboarding (which should be a surprise to nobody) in Canada. I had a great time, I had a lot of fun and I did a lot of snowboarding. So there.
I'd never left Europe before, so it was very exciting for me to spend nine and a half hours sat on a plane with less leg room than a Fiat Uno. The food was particularly exciting. Alright, so it was naff. But it was also worth it.
Flying into Calgary airport, you really get a feel of the wide open spaces that Canada's famous for. It really was breath taking - as you fly in you're surrounded by flat terrain and in the distance, the rockies rising out of the ground like the very bones of the earth.
Once you arrive, you become exposed to the one thing I found strangest of all...Canadians. I've met polite people before, I've met easy going folk before, but wowzers, Canadians are the politest, most laid back folk I've ever come across.
It's almost out of hand. Even behind the wheel of a car, they're stupidly polite. There were a couple of occasions when I was daydreaming by the kerb to look up and see a car silently waiting for me to cross the road.
I'd never left Europe before, so it was very exciting for me to spend nine and a half hours sat on a plane with less leg room than a Fiat Uno. The food was particularly exciting. Alright, so it was naff. But it was also worth it.
Flying into Calgary airport, you really get a feel of the wide open spaces that Canada's famous for. It really was breath taking - as you fly in you're surrounded by flat terrain and in the distance, the rockies rising out of the ground like the very bones of the earth.
Once you arrive, you become exposed to the one thing I found strangest of all...Canadians. I've met polite people before, I've met easy going folk before, but wowzers, Canadians are the politest, most laid back folk I've ever come across.
It's almost out of hand. Even behind the wheel of a car, they're stupidly polite. There were a couple of occasions when I was daydreaming by the kerb to look up and see a car silently waiting for me to cross the road.
Friday, 21 December 2007
European AIDS is scarier than British AIDS.
I ain't kidding folks!
British aids isn't scary at all.
French aids scares the shit out of me.
Those of you with a nervous disposition may want to think twice before clicking on that link.
British aids isn't scary at all.
French aids scares the shit out of me.
Those of you with a nervous disposition may want to think twice before clicking on that link.
Something for the voyeur in you.
This is a pretty easy one...do a google search for inurl:''ViewerFrame?Mode= Why you ask? Well because it gives you a list of webcams that are available on the internet.
So you can watch a bunch of guys playing tennis, the DJ booth for Love Fm, or even a bakery.
Have a look - there are more to be found, and you never know what you might find.
So you can watch a bunch of guys playing tennis, the DJ booth for Love Fm, or even a bakery.
Have a look - there are more to be found, and you never know what you might find.
Friday, 14 December 2007
Know your Bond Villains #32 - Andrei Lugovoi
Ladies and Gentlemen, I present Bond Villain number 32 from our series 'Know your Bond Villains and Recognise Their Villainy'.This is Andrei Lugovic. Whilst he is a Bond Villain, he also maintains a cunning and disarming charade as an elected politician in the free and democratic country of post cold war Russia.
As you can see from his photo, Andrei's an enigmatic and charming individual, and uses his sexy Russian accent to disarm potential female assassins. When visiting England, Andrei is often found in cool sushi bars and the more affluent areas of London like Knightsbridge.
Whilst Andrei obviously has a small army of faceless thugs to carry out his every villainous whim, he does occasionally like to get involved with the murdering, especially if the murdering involves murdering someone who's talking too much. In these cases, his favourite method is to use a nuclear isotope as a poison, thereby guaranteeing his murderee a slow and painful death.
Andrei's favourite television show is Scrubs, and if he likes to listen to N-sync while he's driving his car over the bodies of the oppressed.
Oh wait - no, this isn't a Bond Villain - this is a real person! Sorry - I got confused. God knows how that happened!
Oh wait - no, this isn't a Bond Villain - this is a real person! Sorry - I got confused. God knows how that happened!
Build a sandcastle dad!
I want to draw attention to the website harrisand.org.
There's no getting away from the fact that some people have way way way too much time on their hands. But the problem is that as much as I want to take the piss out of these have nothing decent to do with their time fucks, what they're building is pretty impressive.
What makes it even more impressive though is the fact that they bring their own sand to the party. There must be beaches nearby that are just rock these days!
There's no getting away from the fact that some people have way way way too much time on their hands. But the problem is that as much as I want to take the piss out of these have nothing decent to do with their time fucks, what they're building is pretty impressive.
What makes it even more impressive though is the fact that they bring their own sand to the party. There must be beaches nearby that are just rock these days!
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